Jacob Kelly Mabry's baby book
Hey ma, could this be the beginnings of lower back pain? Bend at the knees, the knees I say.
We realized that we sure bend over a lot fussin' over Jacob. Not only should you childproof your cabinets and electrical outlets when receiving a new child into your home but I'm gonna say you should consider all the places that you might be likely to bend over and put a chair in that spot or something!
Wisdom for the ages, you heard it here first, not from Jack Handey but HERE.
But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.